the first thing i think of when i see her nowadays is that one mario nintendo fan guy

Freak out since how did a sword appear on my bed?

show her the internet

Reduction surgery

Nvm Id command her to burn you to a crisp

WTF

Why are you so mad I want to stop some poor woman's back pain

Also canonically Pyra & Mythra is a sword meaning that is not a woman and not real tits so therefore ot cannot feel back pain

"guys they're a sword"
Who says swords cant feel pain.

They're a metal blade.
I can tell you're baiting at this point.

Again that's not canon

here’s a bone r, you now have, a bone r

Uhuhuhuhuhuh you said boner.