Lone Ranger and Tonto were blazing a trail, when suddenly they found themselves intercepted from the North by a band of forty Commanches! Looking West they saw thirty Crows, also on horseback, heading right toward them! Glancing East, they noticed twenty-five Blackfeet trotting on their position! Looking back, it turned out that the trail had been quietly blocked by fifty Sioux! "IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE IN FOR IT THIS TIME," THE LONE RANGER SAID GRIMLY.
TONTO LOOKED AT HIM SIDELONG: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "WE," PALEFACE???"