what would yall do if you saw a wolf creature thingy just sleeping on your bed lmao

Tame it and name it Cupcake

nice

my bed can’t hold more than 400 pounds and it’s not even recommended for two bodies to be on here in the first place so i’d probably fall

(i’m on a bed that’s top bunk only with a desk where bottom bunk is

(loft bed)

oh

NUUUUUUUUUUU NOT DA FORKLIFT

That's a bulldozer bro.

I will pull a Hitchhiker's Guide move.

top 5 books of all time

Indeed.

i’m going to recite to you some poetry now

Joe Kay.

“Oh fruddled gruntbuggly.”

What?

its from the hitchhiker’s guide dawg

vogon poetry 🥀

Oh.

DAMNIT

Bro, the big thing in the front don't even look like a forklift prong.

i thought it did :sob:

How?

i only saw the bottom lines

Oh?

yes

Huh.

[We know what he is capable of doing to people]

https://i.imgflip.com/aynbp8.gif

we'll assume he isnt capable of killing then xd

didnt even try with this

again with sex jokes?

No no no, you don’t get it! It’s funny after the 12395849393th time