After all these years, Finally I have them all

One day, in Crazy Dave's backyard, the zombies were planning to eat Dave's brains. "how does we get teh brainz?!" A zombie said. Twas then that a horny zombie suggested "since the plantz wont let uz in, why dont we seduce dem?". They then planned the plan out. The plants were happy in the backyard, but the plan started. The zombies started having sex with the plants. Bl***obs, boobjobs, penetration, it didn't matter in gender. It worked, somehow, for the plants have completely been seduced with the zombies cum. Unluckily for the plants, they started turning into zombies due to the cum. The zombies went to Crazy Dave's house. Crazy Dave saw the zombies and shit himself naked. It didn't matter, for the zombies ate his brains and his shit. The plan worked, and the zombies were finally satisfied. The end.

You wake up in a room, it's a interrogation room, and your strapped to the wall. You see the door open... and it's bowser? He looks chubby and says "your in for a treat" he proceeds to face his back to you, then he bends over and grabs his crusty scaly butt cheeks apart showing his brown crusty ass hole, you hear rumbling then shit sprays everywhere, bowser is laughing as you get covered in runny poop, but then a bit gets in your mouth, it's delicious suddenly he removes your straps and you crawl in to bowsers ass crack and start licking every morsel of shit, but then you feel an electric shock, you wake up and see yourself in handcuffs being tazed by the police, suddenly you realise it was all a dream your friend tells you that you were sleeping in class like usual but you started molestering the old asain teacher with dwarfism. You got sentenced to prison for 8 years, but hey, at least you still get that jail dih.

One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself. He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be inside of you." "Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!" Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored lube and rubbed it all over his head. "Oh my! It's cherry flavoured lube! Cherry is my favorite!" Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass. The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate. "Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES!" All the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round ass. "No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full!" All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys.

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