One day I was getting out of my lambo, right? I got stuck a bit on my huge abs, but I made it out after a bit. On my way into my HUGE mansion, I actually stubbed my toe and tripped over this gold bar, which I guess didn’t make it all the way to the trash can. It was agonizing, but since I’m so awesome I got a good pain tolerance, so I just shrugged it off and went to watch a movie with my 10/10 goth Latina gf
