FREEZING COLD TAKE

Why steel?

... I suspect that he's just barking.

For the memes
Also give it an ability where poison does double damage to it but it gets double damage on sound moves

Let me guess, you’re simping over Ironmouse again.

No it will also have 0 speed so it's terrible competitively

Making the stats bad to deter the idea of you simping over Ironmouse I see

Also it gets permanent bad poison from any contact moves
Also it refuses to attack other normal or steel types
Also it gets intimidated by any dark types or any type that it is weak to

Yep, just keep trying, maybe if you do well enough you can prove you’re not an Ironmouse simper

Also it can't use any fairy moves

Also it gets permanent bad poison on entry