fun fact! Abraham lincon also had slaves

No he didn’t dumbass, he just wasn’t completely opposed to slavery and just wanted to keep it from spreading. You’re thinking of George Washington

or Thomas Jefferson

oh okay.

my bad, i got it mixed up XD thanks for letting me know!

all good

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- Herbert

We are the greatest country of all time

*cough cough* roman empire

Romans sat around all day and thought of the most painful ways to kill people, and they were just ducks in general