She dapped up Jesus

She banged cavemen

She pre ordered the bible

She followed Moses

She shared the fruit with eve

She helped build Pompeii

She met king tut in person

She babysited David Attenborough

She saw the 100 years war

She witnessed the big bang

She watched the battle of Hastings

She invented words

She saw the invention of raisins, and chose to be one

We can't detect the big bang. If the big bang had happened, we wouldn't detect any signal from before the universe stopped being opaque, which would have been after the big bang happened.

Yes you can. 1% of all static in TVs is radiation from the big bang.

Also there is no evidence that god exists

The big bang never happened.

Also thanks for following my stream lol

Really? Cause we can still detect it.

She helped create Eden

ThAt'S cRaZy!

no shit, who do you think wrote the damn thing

She has a pet fossil

drier than a "wyd" text at 2AM

LOOOOOOL

She co-wrote the Old Testament

LMAOO
I just followed you

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