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She dapped up Jesus

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3 ups, 1mo,
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She banged cavemen
5 ups, 1mo,
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She pre ordered the bible
3 ups, 1mo,
1 reply
She followed Moses
2 ups, 1mo,
2 replies
She shared the fruit with eve
3 ups, 1mo,
1 reply
She helped build Pompeii
2 ups, 1mo,
1 reply
She met king tut in person
3 ups, 1mo,
1 reply
She babysited David Attenborough
2 ups, 1mo,
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She saw the 100 years war
3 ups, 1mo,
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She witnessed the big bang
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She watched the battle of Hastings
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She invented words
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She saw the invention of raisins, and chose to be one
0 ups, 4w,
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Please read the article at answersingenesis.org/is-the-bible-true/how-do-we-know-that-the-bible-is-true
0 ups, 4w
1 up, 1mo,
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How do you know that my book is full of cr*p?
2 ups, 1mo
Because there isn't a big floating dude in the sky that grants you wishes
0 ups, 4w,
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The King James version of Matthew 7:7–11 says “7Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you: 8For every one that asketh receiveth; and he that seeketh findeth; and to him that knocketh it shall be opened. 9Or what man is there of you, whom if his son ask bread, will he give him a stone? 10Or if he ask a fish, will he give him a serpent? 11If ye then, being evil, know how to give good gifts unto your children, how much more shall your Father which is in heaven give good things to them that ask him?”
0 ups, 4w,
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What is so funny?
0 ups, 4w
your book dosnt mean jack to me dawg
0 ups, 1mo,
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If the big bang had happened, less than about four hundred thousand years after, there would have been too high a concentration of light absorbing matter for light to travel far without being absorbed.

The universe would have no reason to operate in an orderly way if God did not exist.

The King James version of Matthew 10:28 says “And fear not them which kill the body, but are not able to kill the soul: but rather fear him which is able to destroy both soul and body in hell.”
1 up, 1mo
Thats funny because we have photos of radiation from the big bang. Also you haven't proven to me that there is an afterlife.
0 ups, 4w,
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God is not a big floating dude in the sky.
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But he does grant you wishes
0 ups, 1mo,
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I looked up “big bang radiation.” The top result, parroting the secular scientific establishment, claimed that the cosmic microwave background (CMB) is the radiation left over from the Big Bang, representing the heat from the early universe about 380,000 years after the event.
Even if the big bang had happened, the CMB would not be radiation that came directly from the big bang.

There are possible explanations for the CMB that are consistent with biblical creationism, such as the CMB being blackbody radiation from an originally created plasma.

My book is the word of God.
1 up, 1mo
Your book is full of shit
0 ups, 1mo,
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Please show me your photo of radiation from the big bang.

The King James version of John 5:29 says “And shall come forth; they that have done good, unto the resurrection of life; and they that have done evil, unto the resurrection of damnation.”
1 up, 1mo
Just look up big bang radiation and click on images. And your fantasy book doesn't prove anything to me.
0 ups, 1mo,
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We can't detect the big bang. If the big bang had happened, we wouldn't detect any signal from before the universe stopped being opaque, which would have been after the big bang happened.
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Also there is no evidence that god exists
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Yes you can. 1% of all static in TVs is radiation from the big bang.
0 ups, 1mo,
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The big bang never happened.
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0 ups, 1mo
Really? Cause we can still detect it.
0 ups, 1mo
Also thanks for following my stream lol
0 ups, 1mo,
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If the big bang had happened, all TV static would be from after the universe stopped being opaque, which would have happened about four hundred thousand years after the big bang.

Every building is proof of a builder.
Every painting is proof of a painter.
Creation is proof of a creator.
0 ups, 4w
God does not exist right
We have no evidence to prove that he exists
If he did we wouldn't have war and conflict
So there
1 up, 1mo
What do you mean by opaque? And god is a creation of our imagination. When we die, our body functions stop and we shut down. There is no afterlife because there is no soul.
0 ups, 4w,
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What is the problem with God sometimes fulfilling prayers?
0 ups, 4w
So you admit that he grants wishes
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She helped create Eden
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ThAt'S cRaZy!
3 ups, 1mo,
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drier than a "wyd" text at 2AM
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LOOOOOOL
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Every nap is a gamble ✌
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2 ups, 3w
For all the bull that's going on here, I'll try to answer that.

God is the creator all things good, evil only exists due to the free will that God gave us, but that doesn't mean he created evil, it comes from our own choices.

Yes, the Big Bang does prove God exists. After all, if it had come from a single point in space, where did it come from if nothing else existed?

PreachyChristian is wrong in the interpretation of prayer. Prayer does not ask God to do something for us, as that contradicts his own nature. Prayer is the unity of you and God, sort of like a conversation. It places the trust that God has a greater plan for us.

hope this helps.
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