If the life of MD fans was a video game (would be heaven)

I'd be banned from entering Hot Topic to buy a branded chestplate, armor trim Serial Designation V, gold material, until I got some acceptable gear. BUT HOW CAN I GET ACCEPTABLE GEAR IN A WORLD WHERE I CAN'T PERFORM KILLS, AND CANNOT ENTER HOT TOPIC?>?>???!?!?!!?!!?!!!!?!?!??!?!!!!!!!!!!

yes, I just called T-shirt designs from Hot Topic "armor trim" as a high-level Minecraft reference.

Imagine becoming so edgy you unlock Night Mode