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Fake! Fake! Fake! Every scene looks staged; every image looks fake.
Central casting or MKUltra, for heaven's sake?
Lying NYT claims to capture a speeding bullet's wake.
A flag drops into frame on cue for an iconic photo take.
FBI washes away the crime scene—what a huge mistake.
His ear heals overnight! You've swallowed every flake.
