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so true. latest lore: the endermen are enslaved humans

(I’m too poor to afford the Wojack template)

I heard they were humans that got lost in the end or smth that went insane. Their language is English backwards, that's gotta mean smth

yes. IT WAS THE ENDERMITES!! NEVER TRUST ENDERMITES!!!!!!!!1

but if you want to talk about MC lore, you need to at least play and study the spinoffs.
I, a scholar on the subject, would laugh at someone who doesn't know about the Nether ice age.

or the hosts

Damn, I just play bedrock lol

Got that theory from a yt short and just stuck with it cuz it sounded cool

Hey same :D

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My lore: 15 void entities live under all 300 of my minecraft houses and each day I feed all of them a singular steak

IT'S A COOKED BEEF!!!!!! IF I WAS THE VOID THING, I WOULD CUT YOUR HEAD OFF FOR CALLING IT STEAK, WHEN IT IS ONE §r IN AN ANVIL AWAY FROM BEING ITS TRUE FORM OF COW

listen here you idiot, I play on bedrock, and on bedrock it's called a steak and not a cooked beef

Yeah. One day, you're enjoying your cooked beef, the next, Mojang updates it, it has become demonic, and you'll never talk to it again. Here's some help: Place "Steak" in anvil slot 1. Rename to "§rCooked Beef". Place into slot 3. Take out, and enjoy seamless, natural Cooked Beef once again!

yum

just one extra step

WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST COOKED BEEF

shut

I prefer calling it steak because that's easier to say

people will make lore out of anything