what about her being a resident of swallow falls, and she wrote a journal (which will later become a novel) about the life in swallow falls, then in chapter 3 she talks about the opening of sardine land, it getting ruined by flint and the cheeseburger rain and through chapters 4-6 she talks about how amazing the food weather is and the amazing future of swallow falls, and her request of her favorite food (you decide) get granted, she does get a bit sad when they changed the town's name to "chewandswallow" and the big changes of the town to fit tourism, but through chapter 7 she notices a noticeably large boiled egg, in the front of her drive way, its not VERY big, just weirdly big so she doesn't mind but when the days pass she notices the food become larger and more common fall from the sky, and in chapter 8 she finally gets worried when she's walking to her house in a hotdog rain when she sees giant hot dogs the half the size of her body lying in the ground. she gets worried but it's the towns grand reopening so she can't warn anybody, and in chapter 10, she attends the town reopening with thousands of tourists from all over the world, all was well until she smelt the salt and pepper wind and sees the GIANT SPAGHETI TWISTER (I'm not done writing yet because it's like 9:00 pm where live so i'll continue it tomorrow)