It is without a doubt that Andrew Finlayson is the sitewide moderator of all time. But let's think to ourselves for just a moment: does that distinction really paint the right to bragging rights, or is it like flexing monopoly money and a couple cents? Picture having the time to sit, tap in, tap out, open tab, close tab, check every stream, scroll up, go to the next page, and picture doing that instead of working for a college degree and spending time with and raising a family. Think of all the blues and the toads waiting for the clock to strike at the most desired hour to upload and comment the most abhorrent entities to man and simply call a getaway. Is this why he's burnt out from finding the anonymous porn that idiotic teens on the Internet have hid and made private for weeks, just so he can cancel group frolicking again? Sunshine and rainbows too saturated for his liking? Or is he just a long-term servant of the well-renowned Dylan Wenzlau? Is Dylan even his real name? Facebook Live seems to disagree. It's already an unfair advantage on its own that he's not ginger, but the fact that he's rightfully moved on from a site that our friend of higher hierarchy hasn't? That's shady, and all the bits of the world will get to the bottom of this. Maybe Mario isn't cool as f**k as Phil Jamesson implied, I really haven't an idea. Six is still traumatized from Vietnam, and Huey Freeman was right about everything he said in The Garden Party. Charles Dickens would be ashamed to see group laughter and merriness be cancelled, but not Elon Musk. Elon Musk cannot merely be stopped. He's buying every company in the world, and Imgflip might be no exception. All we know is that the healthcare is either thriving or not thriving, and all of this would've been prevented if a certain python didn't post his chicken wings. TheodoreTalk over.
