Sans sledge hammer: would you buy if it existed

Either one for the strongest things possibe or the most annoying and weakest thing

Either a) it's probability based, with higher 1 damage attack+squeak/other sound effect
B) weak+ sound effect typically, but under certain circumstances triggers the karma effect and more damage

It gives karma to murderers and makes puns every time it hits something and it also plays megalovania or sans. Or the song that plays when you fight sans

No.
But in videogame for funni, yes.
But inly if I don't have to pay real money for it.

You pay 999,999,999 coins from any rpg game

Wait what video game and I can come up with a more reasonable price