Cave tour starter pack; Stalagmites and stalactites named after famous landmarks, cartoon characters and famous literature; That one moment of complete darkness; Always that random 10 year old who thinks they know more about the cave than the cave guide; That one cluster of stalagmites being named after a play; Always some random kid babbling gibberish or crying and interrupting the cave guide; Cave was probably found out about by 2 kids falling into a sinkhole; "Will the cave collapse"; Cave exit usually leads into gift shop; Some kid freaking out in the back; Some kid touching the cave wall even though the cave guide tells them not to; That one family with like 5 kids taking too long on the stairs; How the Influencer & photographer duo feel after holding the rest of the group back by taking hundreds of photos in the same spot; Random middle aged guy quoting Lord of the Rings; "This cave tour was originally 6 hours long"