Mega GOATpharos GLAZE

Meet Mega GOATpharos (L'Oréal is jealous of the hair); Have a goated mega AND base form ✅ Be more goated as an electric type than MOST/ALL others ✅ NEGATE half the abilities meant to counter you ✅ Deal CRAZY damage ✅ SWEEP with trick room set ✅ AURAFARM by simply standing there (goated idle animation) ✅ Be an ANTI-META in champions ✅ Be one of THE MOST GLAZED megas (and rightfully so) ✅ HAIR (self-explanatory) ✅ and the majestic list is longer than the average CHUDaptor's lifespan; 0 Hate received over 13 YEARS 0 Pokemon with a better hairstyle 7 "metas" countered (including BUMizard Y and CHUDaptor); "The hair is ABSOLUTELY STUNNING" "Base 165 SpA MOGS" "effectively UNKILLABLE with cotton guard" "CAN and WILL OHKO MOST of the bums of this meta" "Deserved more glaze than MIDachu" "Best electric type mega evolution (including ZEROaura)" "BETTER design (objectively) than mega FRAUDino" "SPECTACULAR coverage" "GOATpharos ANNIHILATES with trick room"; 252+ SpA Mold Breaker Ampharos-Mega Thunderbolt vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Staraptor-Mega: 422-498 (135.6 - 160.1%) -- guaranteed OHKO; 252+ SpA Mold Breaker Ampharos-Mega Dragon Pulse vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Sceptile-Mega: 416-492 (148 - 175%) -- guaranteed OHKO; Have ANY anti-feat ❌ Be a BUM (mission impossible) ❌; Give me LIBERTY Give me FIRE Take away MY TRICK ROOM And I still WON'T RETIRE; Short KING/QUEEN (4 ft 7 in / 140 cm); Best part? IT'S ALL TRUE; Always "GOATed" and "Top 3 dragons" but NEVER a bum