In the White House, Trump and Netanyahu were having a conversation
‘’Another three million dollars to Israel’’ said Netanyahu
‘’No, four million dollars to Iran’’ said Donald
Netanyahu then angrily said:
‘’WHY?’’
‘’That’s it’’ said Donald
Donald then snapped and ripped off his skin suit, revealing that ‘’Donald’’ never existed, and in ‘’Donald’s’’ place, stood a muscular Russian man with brown hair wearing a superhero costume that was a mixture of the Soviet Union flag and the flag of Iran, the man said that his name was Ivan Vladimir Kuznetsov, the man then said:
‘’You know Bibi, I never wanted to harm people, I just wanted to show the world how terrible America has always been, also, the whole ‘’Donald’’ thing was just an act, I am not a pedophile billionaire, and I have not raped or killed anyone, the evil things were done by my clone to help show the world how terrible America truly is, and then I betrayed my clone and killed him before you came here today’’
The man then pointed out the presidential portraits in the White House to Netanyahu:
‘’I mean, we are in a room with paintings of men who ordered terrible things to be done when they had their presidencies’’
The man then started to point out certain examples
First, he pointed at portraits of George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Andrew Jackson, and some other presidents, and then he said
‘’These men owned slaves, and they also stole land from the Native Americans and killed a lot of them’’
Then, he pointed at the portrait of Harry S. Truman, and then he said:
‘’This man ordered Atomic bombs to be dropped on Japanese cities, which caused a lot of innocent people to die horribly’’
Lastly, he pointed at the portrait of Ronald Reagan, and then he said:
‘’This man intentionally let a lot of people die of AIDS just because they were gay, even though AIDS also kills straight people as well, and he also did a lot of other terrible things’’
Netanyahu then tried to say:
‘’But what about Hama-‘’
But then the man cut him off and said
‘’Shut the F**k up, yes, Hamas is not a saint, but you have slaughtered millions of innocent Palestinians, and Palestinian land belongs to PALESTINIANS, not Israelis, you monster’’
Netanyahu then angrily said:
‘’OH YEAH, TWO CAN PLAY IT THAT GAME!’’
Netanyahu then transformed into a hideous giant bug-like creature, and then pulled out a red button, and then he pressed it, which caused a lot of missiles
