Please use me!

Here's a hilarious idea, I'll locate your residence using one of your selfies, call up my prison connections, and we'll come over and saw off your cock. Then we'll use a dull machete to hack off your limbs slowly. If you're still conscious, we'll use pliers to rip out your teeth and stick them in your scalp. And if you survive, we'll tie you to a bag of rocks and dump you in the ocean. Doesn't that sound fun?

Also, we don't need your help for jokes, oldass! We're funny, you're not!

what if they’re a woman irl

Then I'll pull a Terrifier and saw her in half pussy to head.

As a woman myself I’m horrified

You have nothing to fear if you aren't the one posting this shit.

Personally, I have no idea why this f**king dude thinks this is funny. It's not!

This is why some people shouldn’t have free will..

Hey man, I have a good joke for you!
Wouldn’t it be funny if I put you on a wooden boat and sail you to north sentinel island with only 1 bottle of water and hope you get jumped by the sentinelese
And if you survive?
I will put you in a rear choke that your windpipes get crushed and your brain doesn’t have any blood left to function
Real funny joke, right?