Sousuke Solos: Ways to Die Edition

me with a stick and 2 crackers

How the f**k do you even plan to kill him?

i give him a cracker and the stick to toast the cracker and he'll die of happiness

It's impossible to give him any happiness anymore. Next.

at least i tried

GOD ALMIGHTY and Jesus Christ

Honestly, they would either try to soothe Sousuke or save him from his purgatory, which would not be possible for them either.

Canonically, Sousuke comes from the real world. And as much as I hate to be blasphemous, Sousuke just scales higher.

But if Sousuke is from the real world that means God created him so God can also destroy him

Wrong. Different Gods created Sousuke and THEY can't destroy him.

But in the real world there is only one God.

He wasn't made in the real world, he was put there. His genetic makeup was made by two Gods and they made a fetus of Sousuke, they then put that fetus into a woman in a random universe, which happened to be where the real world is.

Glazed Donut

He doesn't need oxygen to live. Choking wouldn't work. (I know you're saying I'm glazing Sousuke, but you don't see me arguing, I absolutely am)

No I think glazed donuts will beat Sousuke
Because they’re delicious

Well, Sousuke is basically a cooler version of me, and I don't like glazed donuts. They're messy and they taste fine, but not good enough to justify getting that glaze all over your fingers.

My attacks has been weakened!

mahroga chan

How would she attempt to kill Sousuke?

wait. she. mahoraga is a SHE?

i swear this is coach russo all over again

It said "chan," and "chan," is predominantly used to describe girls, usually to call them sweet. Kun is used to the same effect for boys.

its a joke genius, mahoraga does not have a gender

How the f**k was I supposed to know, I don't watch or read JJK.

Also, I wasn't larping, I was explaining how "chan," and "kun," should be used in a conversation, which is a fact. If anything, Mahoraga should be called "Mahoraga-kun," because when describing a genderless subject, most languages default to the male descriptive word anyways.

Mahoraga can become immune to any attack thrown at it, shown by the wheel above its head, when the wheel spins, it get closer to immunity for that attack, the more an attack is used on it, and the time since the attack was used, will increase the wheel untill full immuity from said attack, it can attack to multiple attacks at a time, and must be atomized to be killed

Sousuke can do that, wouldn't even be an issue. One of his punches, even if he holds back a majority of his power, could easily atomize literally anything.

Void with the Infinity Gauntlet from Marvel Comics.
Void - reality defining powers and infinite power. Multiversal perception.
Infinity Gauntlet - Infinite power with time travel, teleportation, mind reading and domination, Reality alteration, emotion manipulation, and the power to breach the multiverse if the wielder has multiversal perception

Sousuke scales above a verse that is greater than infinite, infinite power is never enough. There's also divine intervention, even if it did affect Sousuke, Ulta would never allow that to happen. Although, that is kinda cheap, so I'll remind you that Sousuke has immunity to narrative rewriting.

Greater than infinite. You're like my 5 year old brother. "Well this Lego guy has infinity squared times googleplex plus one power!"

Rookie numbers.

Lilly Jr and Sousuke are still a team right? This isn't about the meme I was just asking.

Well, they would be in the official release of the manga when I make it. Only problem is that Nintendo will copyright strike my ass into the dirt. And I have a 22 year timeskip where SOMETHING needs to happen (I already have two other plot points there), so yeah; unofficially, they are.

Nintendo sucks...

If Nintendo nor Gamefreak were so greedy with their IPs, it would be fine. Why can they be more like Sega? Even then, Sega has copyright struck down Sonic.exe The Disaster on Roblox so maybe that isn't the best comparison.

Well, Gamefreak is being held at gunpoint by Nintendo at this point.

Yeah true. Nintendo are just assholes tbh. They are so overprotective of their properties that it makes Square Enix look like fangame maker's biggest dream.

Anyways, any suggestions?

None at all tbh. I can't think of anything that could kill Sousuke. He and Jr are too powerful to be killed tbh. This is why I said Jr and Sousuke should team up because then Vegeta and Goku wouldn't stand a chance and it would make those dumbass power scalers stop being so annoying.

Real. I can only imagine the anger I would feel publishing my manga only for Goku power scalers to not read the whole story and instantly say Goku solos. Like this: