we can't be serious

It doesn’t matter if the article is over 8 years old, we must get revenge for that innocent chihuahuas

Dumbasses

For what reason though????

"this article is more than 8 years old"

Peta members don’t deserve human rights

We should test products on PETA members instead of animals

We should rip off their nutsacks and replace them with Bowling balls

OSMIUM ALLOY BOWLING BALLS (densest element)

Wait no
Neutron star matter balls

We should fry them and then give them to a group of cannibals

"you'll never catch me wizard, I cast TUNGSTEN BALLSACK" -wizard

#nottheonion