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What evidence do you have that there was larp?

Evidence:
You're a furry who hates the gays and is Christian
Furries are heavily intertwined with LGBTQ

Except evolutionism I am heavily for that

Evolution would require mutations to add new information.

@modbot does christianity acknowledge the existence of genetic mutations in animals

The existence of genetic mutations in animals is consistent with Christianity, but not affirmed in Scripture.

this does not mean they dont exist so
So I was playing WarioWare when I got to Jimmy T's level and I saw Jimmy T and got a boner. Like, a massive boner. My god, am I bisexual? Well, I was trying to play with one hand when I started getting an irresistible urge to jerk off to Jimmy T and I lost nearly instantly when I got shot 60 times and died in real life.

When I was playing WarioWare GIT, I was at the Remix 2.0 level and I saw 5-Volt get introduced and instantly nutted all over my Switch and had to get it repaired because of the semen covering it. I couldn't pay my taxes the next day and the IRS shot me π times.

Why don't you start a blog to talk about what you did on?

Remember that one time I played WarioWare and saw Mona then instantly had the urge to uncontrollably moan in public and I had to go to the bathroom to nut all over the toilet. I then got a swirly and died.

Why are you using my comment sections as a blog?

Deadass you sound f**king insufferable

stop speaking dutch bro

son 😭😭😭😭😭 im crine

Are you mentally challenged

do your parents still love you?

Yes.