Bear advice

This isn't for all bears
If its brown, lie down
If its black, scare back
If its white like flour, it's your final hour

That's good. Thanks for that. I heard an old joke that I think is true too- if its a brown bear, and you climb up a tree, it will climb up after you. If it's a Grizzly, and you climb up a tree, it will knock the tree down.😄