STOP DOING STATIC ANALYSIS; • PROGRAMS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ANALYSED • Wanted to know that a program uses STRCPY? We had a tool for that. It was called "GREP" • YEARS OF RUNNING CLANG-TIDY yet NO REAL BUG FOUND • "Yes please tell me about the STRING OPERATIONS in my program. The MORE PARAMETERS a function has the SAFER it is. Add "_s" to a function name to MAKE IT SAFE. - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged. LOOK at what so-called cybersecurity experts have been demanding your respect for all this time, with all the computer science we gave them; (This is REAL output from a REAL analyser); They have played us for absolute fools