Bagel

How do you know where my exact coordinates are?

because i live under your bed

hey man it’s comfy under there

How's that..?

idk

Wait do I know you? I believe I've seen someone like you in 2022.

that probably wasn’t me then

My bad.

it’s fine lol

Thanks for the upvote.

Are you real bagel?

yeah but i’m also like. a human in real life

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what is this supposed to represent 🤔

They ruined my face! ]:<

Gay? 🤨🤨

maybe bicycle

Fair enough I used to be bicycle
I actually still have a crush on Damon Alburn ngl

name ig

i’m not saying that here but i could memechat you it i guess

now i wanna know
mc me pleeeaase

oki

Do you like bagels with blueberry cream cheese

i like blueberry bagels idk about blueberry cream cheese

What is your address

123 bagel street, bagelland

Real

Oh I heard they have the best bagels there. Is that true?

yes ❤️‍🩹

Ty I will have to try them out… never

Do you have children in your basement

no only adults

what do u do with them😨

i can’t tell 🤫🤫

freaky freaky girl

😛