Here it is (description in comments)

I'm finally part of the team 🥹

Father: Ash (even I don’t feel like typing in all the underscores)
Married? No

Older Uncle: RIDLEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Married? Yes (whizbang)

Aunt: the-whiz-bang
Married? Yes (RIDLEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY)

Younger uncle GioWahooRegi
Married? No

My edgy older daughter: NotoriousM.I.G
Married? No

Violent young daughter: Haxorus-the-Helldiver
Married? No

Spoiled younger son: Luigi-from-greatmission
Married? No

Middle child: Jimmy the Necrozoma
Married? No

Sorry I forgot to put Haxorus-the-helldiver

yay im the first one married alongside ridleyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

I never got married

So my nephew and niece are adopted? Or have you been sleeping around?

Ummm…um..umm well…i…

And by the way, you have 2 nephews and 2 nieces

I can't count. F**K.

Small gripe, ts is kinda confusing. Usually in a family tree, lines are used to connect the ones who f**ked and their children.

Oh f**k. I thought it was for siblings

Family trees aren't based on siblings, they're based on generations. Look one up, I'm sure there's a good example out there.

Oh well…this is an um um um um um Ash tree

Is the character in your image strong?

Doesn't matter. Sousuke Solos.

can sousuke make a sandwich

Yes.

will sousuke lose his mind trying to take care of a cosmog

Not really.

I dared my bro to beg to be "Mama Luigi" because it is actually canonical Nintendo

Lmao

the SOLE reason i became the aunt is because i wanted to be freaky with RIDLEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYs_alt

You can just refer to me by my main. Unless you wanna be specific.

ok

D-damn