You clearly do not watch Death Battle. Popeye's hax, especially with spinach (which I am allowing); makes him impervious to harm, allows him to fly, saves him from death, can turn him invisible, can make him far faster than the Slayer, AND increases his already insane strength. Popeye has also survived the universe being turned off and beat the shit out of his own animator without spinach. Popeye wins. I get final say, so shut the f**k up. You can even ask f**king Google Gemini.