I'm bored rn

hi,sam's on call with me right now and was telling me about what happened between you and Jizzly. I was thinking 'what if they both got together and let loved?' anyways,text her about it, I have to go

wait what who are you I'm sorry I don't recognize you

sam's friend,wilow, and you wouldn't recognize me lol

sam literally said she didn't tell you ANYTHING about my situation
what the f**k

also why the f**k do you want me and Sam together??
that's f**king gross