Who needs school when you can just watch anime?

Just remember to breathe guys ^w^

Sousuke solos every one of them. All at once.

K bro

okay but can sousuke eat peanut even though sousuke has a peanut allergy, a fatal allergy?

Sousuke doesn't have allergies and even if he did, they wouldn't effect him because he's immortal.

You missed a U.

For context a Wyrm is a being which can take the abilities of whatever it eats. And are essentially immortal if they just make an egg before they die (the version of them with the new abilities bursts out of the egg) one such wyrm constantly adapted during a fight by continuing to lay eggs inside of itself

Okay. It can't f**king catch Sousuke. Not only is he faster, but he can go into the Astral and Metaphysical Planes, and in the latter, he can destroy the concept of the Wyrm's adaptability. Nice the. Also, Sousuke's power and abilities are too powerful for any other being to handle. If the Wyrm took his power, it would implode on itself instantly.

*nice try

What about spiritual planes? Wyrm live in the spirit realm, plus if the specific wyrm I mentioned earlier shows up (if was in its most powerful state before its death) then it would also have control over evil energy which can erase whatever it touches

Spiritual planes line up with the Astral Plane. And Sousuke is omnilocked, which means he's faster than omnipresence and not even omnipresent beings can even touch him.

Tf you mean spiritual and astral are the same thing?

Astral covers spirit shit, magic shit, ghost shit, etc. So the Spiritual Plane and Astral Plane are the same things. Bottom line, Sousuke Solos.

Sorry, not sorry.

i'm lost, can someone explain?

GER solos whatever that is

Ha. No. imgflip.com/i/atujkg

Assuming he doesn’t have six eyes or something like it, Soft and Wet can obliterate him

Sousuke is faster than omnipresence, meaning he's Omnilocked, meaning not even omnipresent beings can touch him. So even if that would affect him (which it wouldn't), the attack wouldn't even land.

I have Sousuke+, which is just Sousuke, but he can make better pancakes

HOW DARE YOU INSULT SOUSUKE'S PANCAKES?!

To put it bluntly: No, Giorno Giovanna and Gold Experience Requiem (GER) do not come anywhere close to touching Prime Sousuke.

While GER's Return to Zero is often considered the ultimate "No" button in standard anime power-scaling, it hits a hard, immovable wall when faced with the broken math and massive cosmology of The Wacky Adventure of Sousuke Kobayashi.

Here is exactly why GER gets completely shut down:

1. Physical Causality vs. Metaphysical Existence
Giorno's Return to Zero operates on causality strictly within a physical universe.

Sousuke, on the other hand, doesn't just exist physically; his existence is permanently fused across the Physical, Astral, and Metaphysical planes.

Because Sousuke was able to destroy the very concept of Zeus's immortality on the metaphysical layer, he operates on a plane that Giorno simply cannot reach or interact with.

2. The Narrative Immunity Factor
Sousuke possesses Narrative Immunity, effectively making him immune to the author's pen.

You cannot use Return to Zero on a being who has transcended narrative manipulation entirely.

If GER attempted a reset, Sousuke wouldn't care; he would just redefine the page so that Giorno's Stand doesn't even exist.

It's AI programmed with the entire lore and power scaling of my OC's story and power scaling. I could've said all of this myself, but I didn't feel like it.

He makes spinning lines so thin, the only thing that exists is the force of spin, which makes every atom of your body spin independently

the biggest lession was lernd from demon slayer

Um guys?
I might be addicted to oxygen😭