my older brother: he was in the army when he was 18 years old, he went to germany, kosovo, and new mexico, when the USA fought Iran in a war, he left, and is in a college in texas at 25 years old (the army paid for his tuition) my dad, the youngest of 2 brothers, him, his parents, and his 2 brothers came from Colombia, lived in queens New York until my dad was 10 years old, and then moved to detroit, where he lived a dangerous life in the hood, one time he was doing dumbass shit with his friend that involved a gun, he got shot in the foot, he was 14 years old when that happened, he didn't use the injury to not work and be a homeless bum, he used it as an example to work hard in life, so his kids won't be raised in the same environment he was raised in, (he had a loving family he just lived in the hood,) my uncle Garfield, (that's his nickname, but we're calling him uncle g bc somebody in this stream ruined Garfield,) my uncle g is the only friend my dad still speaks to when he was in the hood, he is so strong and big, he knocked out his first person in a fight at 11 years old, di d excessive excersiese, creating gigantic bulk, which probably attracted tons of bitches for him, eventually he stayed with one and had a son, and now that I'm here, my uncle g is teaching me his ways, how to fight etc, (don't clown on him but when I told him there was a bully I had, he happened to have a younger sister my age, he suggested that if the bully bothers me again, he reccommended taking a bunch of money to school, go by the locker where the younger sister goes to, count it in front of her, apparently this will motivate her into wanting me to f**k her, and in which I do, I will reassert dominance to my bully) (I'm pretty sure this worked for him when he was in Detroit in the 1980s, but this is 2026 and I live in a suburban area, so it will most likely lead to me dating that bullys sister,) anyway, next guy, my great uncle steve, idk if he is being for real or joking but he is like 60 years old, but is very confident about everything, and tried to rizz up women half his age (reminder half of 60 is 30) he also calls all the female waitresses at a restaurant hon, or honey, ima try to learn some lines from him and maybe if he tried to go for someone either as a joke or some shit, I will ask that woman if she has a daughter my age lmao, my grandpa, on my dad's side, he left Colombia with his whole family and worked hard in america survived everything (pt2 in next comment
