this one time I was in elementary school sitting and I made a lil fart but it wasn't a fart and there was actually some poop so I went to the office to say what happened to get out of school and act like I was sick so I could skip school so they called my parents and when I went home I got really sick and my stepdad was sick too so it was a good idea to go home cus I was actually sick but was originally trying to go home to not go to school. that was weird
