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I was in prodigy, and then the indominus Rex suddenly showed up

Running in a black void away from a Giant-blank spider with unrealistic webs everywhere

i died

i had a dream where i did an epic backflip in front of markiplier but failed and got paralyzed from the waist down causing me to shit myself.markiplier takes me to the hospital and he holds my hand and tells me everything is gonna be ok but then the cyst in my brain explodes and causes me to flatline (they didnt know about the brain cyst until after the autopsy). markiplier falls to his knees and sobs uncontrollably until the nurses tell him to leave. He realizes theres nothing he can do anymore so he goes home and starts making a video. he uploads a new video later that day but it has a different intro than usual. the video starts completely silent on a black screen until it slowly fades to a picture of me in my hospital bed then transitions to an image of very upset sad crying emoji emoticon stock vector that slowly zooms in. the video suddenly cuts back to normal with no context given. fans are left baffled.

A dream... I saw a dream. A dream that wouldn't end. Over and over again, I repeated and corrected every mistake. But before I knew it, I lost count. I died over 100 million times. And yet, there was still a place I wanted to reach. A wish I wanted to protect. No matter what, I had to save everyone. And that's why... I took her hand

Princess Guinevere going to McDonalds for a poutine

I had a dream where Guardians of the Galaxy was a school subject that students could choose instead of geography

IDK some scary Snapchat filter