Brandon Lucas joins Team Wheatley

I just realized this whole beef we have with each other only happened because I hadn’t been informed Cheems was making a part 3 for the Baton Rouge event when I deployed team earth initially

…it’s kinda wild actually, when you think about it
So much pain, annoyance, revenge, all because something went wrong at the worst possible time

…it’s really damn funny

all it took was one poorly timed comment to send it all to shit

yknow what, f**k it
we could kiss and make up and shit, pretend this whole debacle of a shitshow never happened in the first place--especially since this was over a mistimed air battle i had planned

or we could make this an existential multiversal struggle for the balance of the universe

or you could pump out corporate slop, that works fine