Welcome to Coach Rants, Episode Four. Today, We are going to rant on Caillou.
Here’s your rant:
Woah. That’s a huge mess. Caillou is the whiny spoiled brat who always whines about getting his own way. In a circus episode, Caillou, Rosie, Boris, and Doris go to the circus, but then they delayed it and schedule it for tomorrow, so that makes Caillou impatient like “WaAaAaAaAa! I wAnNa Go To ThE cIrCuS! WaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAa!!!!!!” In another episode, Caillou’s friend wears a fairy costume for “Halloween”, but Caillou finds the costume too girly, suggesting something else, which is sexist. There are ten banned episodes, and here’s an example: Caillou calls the teacher stupid when the teacher asked him not to continue his thing. Another example: Caillou pinches Rosie because Rosie might have hurt him. In even another episode, Caillou draws on the wall and Doris tells him NOT to do that thing ever again, but he does not listen and keeps whining In AlTeRnAtE tExT. Overall, this show is my #1 most hated show! I will never listen to him again. I will never recommend him for newborns, babies, toddlers, preschoolers, kindergartners, tweens, teens, adults, seniors, centenarians, millennials, and any age group again.
Characters in the image angry at Caillou:
Top left: Olie (the text that says Olie’s mom is gonna hit the ceiling from Rolie Polie Olie.
Top right: Lumpy, Sniffles, Flippy (Fliqpy), and Handy (Happy Tree Friends).
Bottom left: Coconut Fred, Mr. Mel Greenrind, Bunga Berry, and Wedgie (Coconut Fred’s Fruit Salad Island).
Bottom right: Mark Grayson (Invincible).
