Ah shit, here we go again

hentaivirus

you beat me to it 😔

Beat my meat to it

Virus-chan!

hantavirus is not becoming one 🤦

I sure as f**k hope not (on the bright side, it has a low transmission rate)

hentaivirus

That’s what they should call porn site malware

hentaivirus

I’ve heard it’s sexually transmittable lmao, Nick Cannon is cooked

Really? It feels like covid's been over for at least 4 years.

Yeah, but four years isn’t long between pandemics, if it becomes one. Hopefully it won’t though, since it has such a low transmission rate.

Blow up the cruise ship

Bruh

hey, it works ig

But there are people on it 🤦‍♂️ just quarantine them on the ship and make them shower immediately when they get off, bring in portable showers and changes of clothes, gas their suitcases to kill anything on or in them.