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we did this quite a while after 12am so we were both sleepy and laughing ungodly hard over this

we did this quite a while after 12am so we were both sleepy and laughing ungodly hard over this | me and my friend spent a solid hour and a half making a Bob the builder X Gordon Ramsay fan fic, its several paragraphs long and I put it in the comments if anyone is interested | image tagged in itadori yuji son | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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SCENE 1

sydrate, mora, bob the builder and Gordon Ramsay go on a trip to Alabama. They got on a bus to explore some More but the bus suddenly broke down infront of an old abandoned home in Alabama, Bob gets out to fix the bus, meanwhile sydrate, mora, and gordon Ramsay go into the abandoned house to explore

SCENE 2

Sydrate says: "Ill go upstairs", then he points to mora says "go check out the basement". Mora nods, and they split off, but gordon Ramsay stays on the first floor tendering his steak. While sydrate Is still upstairs, he hears a deafening moan. Panicking, he runs downstairs only to slip on a "milk" puddle on the last step, and break his neck

Bob the builder hears all the commotion and stops what he's doing and runs inside toward the abndoned house. The moment he steps inside he slips on a massive puddle of "milk" and breaks his neck as well. All around him, there's just "milk" everywhere. On the walls, actively dripping from the ceiling, and from the corner of his eye, bob seen sydrate lying on the ground, drenched in "milk"

SCENE 3

The tour guide gets out of the bus and slowly walks toward the building. Before stepping inside, he notices milk seeping from the decay of the house and old windows, and a puddle of it is forming from under the door, already touching his feet. His pupils shrink at the sight, but out of concern for the tourists he slowly puts a hand on the old doorknob and turns it.

As he steps into the house, the color drains from his already pale face. All around him, there's just "milk" everywhere. The man fixing his bus is laid out in front of the door, neck twisted inhumanly, milk splattered across his clothes and face, and his once cheerful "we can fix it!" eyes staring up at him lifelessly. Across the room, by the stairs, lies another person. They're covered in so much milk they are unrecognizable. Still, their iconic cherry hat sticks limply from their twisted head.

With an audible gulp the tour guide turns his head, and sees an unusually thick trail of "milk" leading to the stairs of the basement. The basement doesn't have a door at the top of the stairs, likely due to decay or because previous owners of the house removed it.
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The tour guide slowly walks toward the basement stairs, each step releasing a sickening bubbly splat sound. It was as if he was stepping through thick snow in the winter, but this was a rather salty kind of snow. As he reached the stairs, he noticed that at the bottom of the stairs there was an old door, leading to the actual basement room. There was milk practically bursting from under the door frame, and the sight nearly brought tears to his eyes. What would he possibly find in there?

Then, it hit him. Mora. He hasn't seen mora yet the entire time he was in this disgusting scene

His eyes burst open and his heart raced. Maybe it wasn't too late to save her. Maybe he could still do something to prevent her from having the same fate at sydrate and Bob. Mora was the sweetest one out of the 4. Tourists. She had a weird obsession with slime and funguses but at least she wasn't talking about terrorism all the time like sydrate and Gordon always did. The tour guide wouldn't say it out loud but he was nearly relieved to see sydrate was no longer around to talk his ears off.

Filled with determination, the tour guide ran down the remaining steps and turned the doorknob to the basement room with full force. His face and soul was violated as a massive wave of "milk" bursted from the room and washed him all the way back up the stairs.

SCENE 4

The wave was absolutely massive. It exploded so powerfully the door was ripped right off its hinges, smacking the tour guide unconscious as he was washed up the stairs at concerning speeds. The "milk" wave engulfed the entire 2 story house in all of 3 seconds, effortlessly scooping up sydrate and Bob's remains and throwing everyone out of the house in several different ways. The wave threw Bob out a window, Sydrate was shot out of the roof, and the Tour guide was blasted out the front door, his unconscious body slamming into the side of the tour bus.

A dozen feet in front of the bus lay a green figure wearing a black ripped sweater, and the hat it once wore has completely vanished. Doubtless it was washed into oblivion by the "milk". There's no mistaking it. It's Mora. No motion, No pants, and worst of all, no toenails. She laying face first in what was once dried grass but has now become like white snow with all the milk everywhere. There's no telling when she may wake up, if ever. Its quite the sight to behold.
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The day has claimed 3 unfortunate souls. Yet, one is unconscious, and the other has gone completely unaccounted for. As the tour guide stirred, he tried to open his eyes and found that he could not, as they were glued stuck with "milk". He struggled to wipe his face from the onslaught. and once his eyes were cleared enough, he risked opening them. This time he was successful. Before he could celebrate, however, a shadow overcasted him.

As he slowly raised his head he seen that it was none other than Gordon Ramsay himself standing over him, his inhumanly large steak mere moments away from his face. The tour guide nearly opened his mouth to gasp, but he restrained himself knowing that would be the most horrid mistake he could ever make. He realized there was nothing he could do in this situation except accept his demise. The man before him claimed 3 bodies and souls today, and he was the last witnesses to be flooded with a chef's "sauce". As he closed his eyes to embrace what was next, the last thing he heard was Gordon Ramsay's infamous words.

"ITS RAW!!!!!!!!"
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me and my friend spent a solid hour and a half making a Bob the builder X Gordon Ramsay fan fic, its several paragraphs long and I put it in the comments if anyone is interested