you have the middle aged people hitting the griddy or smthn
with a sped-up text to speech of
"side effects may include, bleeding at the ears, chronic nausea and diarrhea, constant ear ringing, swift vision loss, skin color loss, muscle loss, muscle soreness, infertility, bleeding at the ears, lung damage, kindey failure, and death."
"And that wraps up our sinus medicine ad"