are you kidding me there's another cruise ship virus called norovirus with 115 sick

It's high time we depopulate this mother f**ker

who, me?

I had it once and the only major symptom is shitting yourself

Norovirus is an old thing

Just a fu​cking stomach flu

I had it once and the only major symptom is shitting yourself

how the f**k did you do that

At least norovirus is treatable, it's been around for a long ass time.
Only major symptoms are shitting yourself, gagging and stomach pain.