This is disturbing. What happened to Luigi? Well, It looks like Dwayne Johnson turned into a goomba, and I can't tell if he's enjoying life or is just suffering; Mr. Flytrap has decided to be in a toothpaste commercial. It looks like they forced him to replace his sharp teeth with... actual teeth. I don't want to imagine it; I hope whoever brought this spawn of Satan to our world suffers from 9-5 because what am I looking at right now?! This abomination looks like it's going to absorb my soul. If I see this at the store (Walmart for example) I would just run away. Do not buy this unless you want to suffer in Hell. I'm not suffering looking at these things yet
