Coach Rants: Episode 3: My Rant on Barney:
No. Just no. Barney will try to annoy you with this creepy-dreepy-ahh song called “I love you, you love me”! I don’t love you, Barney! You’re too childish and you sing with that mixed Patrick-Richard voice! That’s stupid! Also, I’m too old for this show because it has ABCs and 123s, which I have already mastered. End of rant.
Rating: 2/10.