Rant #3: Barney.

Coach Rants: Episode 3: My Rant on Barney:

No. Just no. Barney will try to annoy you with this creepy-dreepy-ahh song called “I love you, you love me”! I don’t love you, Barney! You’re too childish and you sing with that mixed Patrick-Richard voice! That’s stupid! Also, I’m too old for this show because it has ABCs and 123s, which I have already mastered. End of rant.

Rating: 2/10.

wait what happened to rant #2?! LOL

I happened.

I flagged it.

Hey
Has rant 4 happened yet

no

Ok

oh.

It looks like you can’t handle civil criticism on one of the users I hate.

oh heck no he's back

When you going to make the rant on me

When Vhamp is completely inactive.

I hope you are asleep at 10 PM my time (fyi its 8:45 pm where im at rn)

Mf just make the rant already

I’m not making rants on users anymore!

You’re acting immature and impatient, Soyjak.

Does it look like I give a f**k

Stop being impatient. It’s not a big deal.

so are you...

I’m not lightly, cynically, or extremely immature, though.

alright, no need to retaliate sir

Undertale addiction detected!

how do you know that was Papyrus?!

Patrick Star sounds like Sans.

maybe it's the way you're dressed

Maybe it’s the- maybe it’s- maybe- mayb- may- mæ- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- (sounds like Sans.)

At least you have a tiny bit of common sense

I don’t have a tiny bit of common sense.

SANS! GET UP AND DO SOMETHING YOU LAZYBONES! PICK UP YOUR SOCK OR SOMETHING!

Not gonna work, because fictional characters aren’t real at all

Next is the Mr Random rant

I can and will flag it.

Stop defending mean users, you bad decision maker! I don’t care if I want to make a rant on a mean user, and don’t think about flagging it.

Womp to the Womp.

Angry Caine is just angry Caine but with tears. Also, what is this deep-fried Rec Room/VRChat Caine image?

This was from a short that showed the differences between episode 8 caine and episode 1-7 caine
with episode 8 caine being evil
and episode 1-7 caine being the silliest goober of all

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDiM4ao7Hy0 i found the link

Make a rant on me now pls

CHAOS ENSUES NEXT TO MY COMMENT. NYEH HEH HEH!

Do Rant #4: My Singing Monsters next (the reason is that it’s ugly, overrated, and the fans don’t want me to hate it, but don’t mention GalymphFan because she will flag it and it will be unfeatured)

Learn to handle opinions mf

Says the one who doesn’t want me to make fill-in memes.

I do like My Singing Monsters, but I don’t play it anymore. I’ll just rant on Caillou.

another good detail about you

Yessir

I wasn’t talking to you, Mr Random

and He wasn't talking to YOU!

Liar

Take a CLOSER look..

Nope don’t have to

YOU MUST DO IT ANYWAY- (half serious)

Nuh uh, roh ruh

Good.

Alright, I’ll wait for the Caillou rant, and do a rant on the Virtual Boy (the worst Nintendo system ever) after that, and then David Zaslav (who ruined Warner Bros)

what the f**k did you just say to me

Oh god, he’s bashing opinions!
(Rex) HE’S AT IT AGAIN!!!

Meanwhile you can’t even handle msm fans

Says the one who forces me to like things I don’t like!

I’m not forcing you to like it

Says the one who bashed my opinion!

Stfu

Very rude much?