Rant #1: My rant on K-Pop Demon Hunters.

Bro they literally used my real name for one of the characters Zoey but I spell it Zoe

Welcome to my rant series, Coach Rants: Season 1. This season will have 40 episodes, and seasons 2-7 are greenlit.

Here’s my rant:

K-Pop Demon Hunters? Heck no! K-Pop Demon Hunters is overrated! The movie’s trying to steal the popularity of Breaking Bad, The Office, The Simpsons, Family Guy, South Park, Happy Tree Friends, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, SpongeBob SquarePants, Wylde Pak, Gumball, Rocko’s Modern Life, Tyler Perry’s shows, Bob Ross, Ollie’s Pack, Big Brother, the movie Primate, Angry Grandpa, and La Linea (The Line)! The fandom is toxic, the fandom is overhyped, the fandom is extremely impatient for another movie to come out, immature, and low-IQ! I heard the song Golden over thirty-five times on the radio, and now I’m burnt out on this stupid song! The voice acting and animation is great, but leave me alone, Rumi, Mira, and Golden! I’d rather watch all of the other shows/movie(s), asdfmovie, and Battle for Dream Island than this! Ugh! End of rant.

Rating: 3/10.

Agreed! Gorillaz is far better! That’s what that annoying-ass trio deserves for ripping them off!

See? The rant is far more mature compared to ptbf2002’s rants!

Hey, can you please rant on Galymphfan next? Make sure you include why she has been mean to both me and you, as well as her opinion-bashing and addiction to MSM.

Sorry. That rant is deleted.

I know, but I still hate her.

wait so nothing about the movie's actually bad, it's just how overplayed those two songs are and the fandom?

Yea.

you wanna read my essay-long review of the movie I wrote on letterboxd?

yes

I wrote it in 2025 so bear with me

I was going into this movie very curious. I had heard from people around me that it was good despite the marketing made it look really dumb. Then I heard the music playing in stores and around my fyp and thought it was catchy, yes, but kind of cringe and not my thing considering K-pop is literally the ONE genre of music I don't go out of my way to listen to (except Gangnam Style). I just assumed it was a bad-to-mid movie at worst and just kept calling it annoying. But hey, I'm not gonna be that guy to judge a movie before I see it, so I decided to take an hour and half of my time today to watch it. And I can confirm, it's ass.
For one, this movie may genuinely have one of the worst 1st acts I've ever seen period. It's so overstuffed and loud and annoying and made me cringe (in a really bad way) so, so, hard. It reminded me a lot of Saiki K with how fast the dialogue was and how it just wouldn't let you take a damn break. The 2nd act wasn't good either. The annoying anime trope of having chibi-like expressions and animations really got on my nerves and the villains really weren't that special either. Honestly, it was a relief when the main girl talked to the antagonist boy because the loud, annoying antics finally stopped and I could just focus on the quiet (but still not good) melodrama throughout the rest of the movie. That's another thing. how do so many people talk about how good the movie is but forget there's a frigin' liar reveal in the current year of 2025, and the other girls barely have time to react to it and the conflict is resolved instantly. But I gotta say, the 3rd act was great... because I was laughing so hard. Like, other than the liar reveal, the antagonist boy reveals his insanely predictable "true dark past" and he just... dies? Like, the movie wanted the two main characters together but he makes this heroic sacrifice that made me burst out laughing. Honestly, it was funny.
Let's talk about the other stuff now: For one, the animation. I thought it was cool I guess. Really nothing special compared to probably any other sony movie made in the 2020s so far (except wish dragon I guess). The action scenes I gotta admit were really cool and is one of the only reasons this movie's a 1/10 rather than a 0/10. And the songs... Look, they were all decent at best and I gotta admit they were all catchy and I can definitely see the appeal... If you're into K-pop... But I'm not, so.... yeah.

GoAnimate ahh rant 😭🙏

No it isn’t so nice try

I hate those type of dumb ahh rants

Then ignore them.

Anyhoo, can you do a rant on ruined fill-in memes next? And after that, modern Disney (because they won’t put TV animation villains like Darcy, Dr. Doofenshmirtz, and Bill Cipher into the new Villains Land at Disney World, they keep making woke movies, and they are obsessed with money), The Samsonadzes (a ripoff to the Simpsons), and finally Newgirl (Galymphfan)?

Sorry, I actually never heard of The Samsonadzes before. However, I do like modern Disney, but I dislike Galymphfan6543.

The Samsonadzes is a short-lived Simpsons knockoff from Georgia (the country) that was criticized for its copying of the Simpsons, notably its theme song.

Hey I Heard On BE AMAZED Years Ago

It had roughly 18-20 episodes.

okay, i agree with you on THAT topic.