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movephobic
fear of being moved or transported in any way shape or form to certain extents based off of distance od method

or method*

portablepublictransportationvehiclephobic

Imagine a dyslexic doctor trying to give the diagnosis 😭

son😭😭😭

Transitionphobic...
Autotransitionphobia...
An egg

😭

Idk about that last one though...

I hate how right you are

:3

Oof… That was a good one…

I would say they have Autophobia

Auto means self, so I think that’s being afraid of yourself

I thought of auto mobiles,and like small air crafts

I see that, and I get where you’re coming from, but look at autobiography. A study of life written by yourself

Alright

Public transport? Youd call them an American.
Otherwise idk

Damn 😭 public transport makes me uneasy cuz there’s always that one creepy guy in the back

our public transport is good enough that its tolerable being near the creepy guys

Booking a flight rn

public transport in my state so good you can travel from Pyramid to Nar Nar Goon

Tell me that last one isn’t a read place 😭

All real
im not a train nerd but i know my train line names
i think its on the Frankston/Stony Point line
if nar nar goon doesnt tickle your fancy, what abiut the hit suburb "aircraft"? no airport there btw

Best I have out here is a tiny pond called “gay lake”

im trying to think of more weird places on the train line
the town of "Union"? The suburb of "Southland"? Its bad enough that the city our state train lines are centred around was almost called Batman

WHY ISNT IT BATMAN. Missed opportunity

john batman (wish i was joking) was one of the founders of the city or smth

And I think we can is day with confidence that idk anything about Australia

yeah

1917.....??????

ok i was just being mean there
we still basically have some dependency on britain
but its pretty ceremonial nowadays
in a nutshell the british monarch has to approve our laws for themto go through
but they never say no and if they did we just wouldnt let them
but while our independence was in 1901, we became basically how we are today (almost entirely indepedent) in 1946

bro i can't even remember when my state was officially ratified how would ik that

Lmao
Take a guess

1822?

1901
Wayyy off
What year do you think we fully cut ties with Britain

I'm so smart!

yeah
but what year did australia federalise?

1834

1835
so close enough

Noooooooooo

when did you think melbourne was founded (if you had to guess)

I want to meet this guy. Oh shit my ear ow. My ear won’t pop

too bad hes been dead for centuries