judging by the PFP, this is satire

gub.

sponge me boy? yeah? what's his deal? i think he likes kids. better prep a kids meal!

Mr krabs this guy's a threat sir
Then let me treat him like the health inspector

From man of the business to killer in scraps
I went from rags to riches, you’re riches gone rags
So sad, that robot band took your son's life
Like me pizza delivery, he had it in one bite!

People say you’re quite the genius, but hey, I beg to differ
Just a deadbeat drunk even made his name "Miller"
Me mattress stays bigger! I lay on eight figures!
You're so broken, you almost made me pay Squidward

Me secret formula still keeps Bikini Bottom lined for days
You keep repeated formulas riddled inside your games
I served in the war and I earned me stars
While you put a different meaning in purple hearts!