geoff

…

its not the type you're thinking of dw

Ok, PHEW.

why

to get rid of the newgens duh

ohhh

Didn't know we were back in the 1950s

who said we were?

Uhh which one do I go to uuhhh

PLEASE DONF SPLIT ME IN HALF

nat will be sawed in half 12 hours from 9:49 EST

Man im so scared

you're so uncanny

that already happened on april 4th

imgflip vs msmgsite

Oh, hello people of…
*suddenly changes tone* What’s this town called again?

this isnt character ai

I know
It’s a Xavier Renegade Angel reference

nevermind you're alright

*proceeds to distract a store full of sports people by just saying sports while stealing an overflowing container of footballs that are surprisingly solidly connected*

XRA MENTION
"you slumber... a cucumber!"
"I am committing vehicular manburger helper"

You are on trial for being on trial!
By proclaiming your innocence, it proves you’re on trial!

Get me the hell out of heaven…
*shoots up heaven like it’s DOOM: Eternal*
In the name of the father, the son, and the holllly shiiiiiit!