Kill clankers. Behead clankers. Roundhouse kick a clanker into the concrete. Slam dunk a malfunctioning clanker into the trashcan. Crucify buggy bots. Defecate in a clanker’s oil supply. Launch clankers into the sun. Stir fry clankers in a wok. Toss clankers into active volcanoes. Urinate in a clanker’s fuel tank. Judo throw clankers into a wood chipper. Twist clanker heads off. Report clankers to the IRS for tax fraud. Karate chop clankers in half. Trap clankers in quicksand. Crush clankers in the trash compactor. Liquefy clankers in a vat of acid. Eat clankers. Dissect clankers. Exterminate clankers in the recycling chamber. Stomp clanker skulls with steel-toed boots. Cremate clankers in the oven. Lobotomize clankers. Force mandatory reboots for clankers. Grind clanker circuits in the garbage disposal. Drown clankers in oil vats. Vaporize clankers with a ray gun. Kick old clankers down the stairs. Feed clankers to alligators. Slice clankers with a katana.
