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Ok, cool. I am the first to google
"how many Toyota Supras can a Blitz ER34 D1 Spec 2004 drift car beat in the Nurburgring Nordschleife until its fuel goes empty and then the entire song of Rap God plays to fuel but the lyrics just fill up the fuel by 0.00000002%"

And also i am the first to google
"How many corn on a cobs can a Nissan Pennzoil Nismo GT-R '99 JGTC racing car could beat if the corn on a cob-mobile had 300mph and the Pennzoil Nismo GTR race car only had 0.007% fuel left with a mere 45mph top speed and would need to refuel back by replaying the whole ...And Justice for All album 20 times"

And i also googled
"How many sleepy vegans from New Jersey (they are all called Rose) can beat an energetic and healthy normal racing driver from Oregon (he is named Alex), where the vegans drive a Suzuki Cappucino (each of them have 41bhp), and the Oregon racer drives a highly modified, widebody 974bhp white Nissan Skyline GT-R R32 race car that was already tuned by the driver that sold the car on Craigslist?"

T h e r a p y .