SLEEP PARALYSIS IF IT WAS GOATED!!!1!!!1!!!11!!!!
John Bed: Yawn i'm tired lmao imma go to bed
Phen-228: The very memory of my face will cause a manifestation of my being in the future
John Bed: What are you even talking about
John Bed: oh lmao i can't move
Phen-228: Do not be afraid, i will be with you forever
John Bed: Dude this sucks i'll go watch something
John Phone: TOP 50 FUNNIEST FAMILY GUY MOMENTS COMPILATION!!!!!
Phen-228: ...you're supposed to be scared
John Bed: I won't be afraid of something as hot as you
Phen-228: I'M THE BOILED ONE WDYM 'HOT'
John Bed: More like the oiled one
John Baby Oil: Yo
John Phone: "PETER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? CRACK. WHAT THE F**K! HEY AT LEAST I'M NOT DRINKING, BRIAN"
Phen-228: How much things did you even name 'John' my guy 😭
John Nucleotide: I know right this guy's dedication is insane
Phen-228: NUCLEOT-