dont hit me with the ‘not having kids’, it’s js a hypothetical

isnt cyprus a country
anyway male child: bob
female child: bobette
as you can see i am bad at naming

No this is perfect

I could use Bobby for both

cyrus no p

cyrusnop is a long name

haha very funny

yeah i know
im SO funny amirite guys
guys?

it would be so cute like

cyrus’ friends would call him virus or sum
or like cyrus could be kinda herbal if he soft

and id sing hey there delilah to delilah when she be seeping as a baby

Michael. Idk why idk why YOU care.

oh my god bruh holy cow chill

Maybe Ruby for a girl, Blake for neutral and maybe just Adam for a boy

neat

Aight lemme cook. I have a roster of names.
Fem: Calypso, Celeste, Jade, Zelda, Sonata
Masc: Sterling, Damien, Luka, Isaac, Jasper
Neutral: Raine, Alex(andra/Ander), River

oh my goodness i love the name calypso

I dislike children and find them extremely annoying. So nothing I suppose since I don’t want kids ever….

ok pretend u naming an oc

Marco Aremius Volcov the 2nd

how about a girl

Marcosa Aremius Volcov the 2nd

alr

Lemme do some names from characters in 2 stories I'm writing
MALE: Enzo, Wilson, Josh, and others
FEMALE: Ariana (Ari for short), Caitlyn, Kenzie, and others

your characters sound very bi

Why do I realize it now 😭
FUN FACT: I got the name Wilson from my favorite baseball player (Wilson Contreras, Boston Red Sox)

bro deleted rq

holy guacamole me reference