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Remember, no auicide

holy misspell

Sorry, the stupid corrections on my IPad do this, but still, never commit suicide or you’ll go to Hell, because the Bible said so.

bruh
i don't believe in that shit you ipad kid
you're probably 8 yrs old

NO, I AM NOT AN IPAD KID, I WAS BORN IN 2009, AND I’M TURNING 17 THIS YEAR. PLUS, I AM A CHRISTIAN (despite me loving Hazbin Hotel, Helluva Boss, and Panty and Stocking as well).

bro you think santa is real

Anti-Christian. If you think Santa isn’t real, that proves you think Christmas is not a real day.

bro
no one can get to 8,000,000,000+ houses in 1 night
it's mathematically impossible

It’s his magic that lets him do it.

Bro you can sybau

No

ATrueAthiest
i should change my username to that
but i'm not going to so shut your mouth

No, I will never shut my mouth, you anti-christian

bruh @kolton you cannot make a valid argument at all man

It is a valid argument

yes, atheist much @coach

TRUEMEMER, MORE LIKE TRUEATHEIST

i don't give a f**k bro

Well you should, you will soon be banned for traumatizing me, and God does exist because I talked to one of my friends.

bruh

No, it’s true!

Coach is here, and he knows you’re an atheist.

And because you traumatized me, I have reported you to the developers, and they will ban you on the spot.

Now because God and afterlife’s don’t exist, I’ll be wiped from existence, and then every human will be once they die! And extinction will happen because of the red giant sun! And then it’ll be an empty void of nothingness forever because energy cannot reconstruct itself! I’M TOO SCARED!!! I DON’T WANNA BE WIPED FROM EXISTENCE!!!!!!

magic is not real bro
pack it up

No, in his case it is (also comments are empty, I win)

YOU

You, because God is real, Santa is real, Christianity is real. Also, that’s like the reason VeggieTales exists. And whenever presents magically appear every midnight before Christmas Day, who do you think is the one who’s the reason the presents are brought there?

no I WIN

No, because God, Jesus, and Santa are all real. You thinking they’re not real proves you have no faith.

santa is NOT REAL
HE'S FICTIONAL
LIKE GOD

THAT IS SO IT, I AM DONE WITH YOU, BECAUSE YOU THINK GOD IS NOT REAL, THAT PROVES YOU ARE AN ANTI-CHRISTIAN.

WAIT, ITS UNKNOWN IF AFTERLIFES EXIST. JUST DELETE THIS ENTIRE CONVERSATION. I DO NOT WANNA BECOME MENTALLY DISTURBED FOREVER.

Athiest much?

you have no faith

No U

NO.