top 10 things to do with yuri
#1: leave

false... has consumed you.

+PARRY

(5x) 900 FALSE... PARRY!

+DISINFORMED: Occurs when parrying a False…
+KISS AND MAKE UP: Occurs when a True… is parried and hits a False… or vice versa

(Disinformed requires an enemy to be damaged, forgot that)

+YURI>YAOI: occurs when parrying a false... about yuri being worse than yaoi

+WHYYYYY: occurs when a parried False… or True… hits another of the same type
+GET AWAY FROM ME: occurs when a whiplashed ‘Opinion’ type enemy (e.g True…s and False…s) is immediately blasted away by any form of knockback (shotgun or otherwise)

+WHYYYYY
+GET AWAY FROM ME
+YURI>YAOI

Real

Also I will say you have a point, ‘cuz as a straight dude, yuri is at least more bearable than yaoi