do not the eeveelutions

Link?

Hey did you know in terms of human compatibility...

...Vaporens are the perfect starter for your Pokemon journey! fun, easy to train, and a very friendly, very wet lil goober!

woah woah, Vaporeon, you're getting a little too friendly.. hey hey, stop humping my leg.. woah woah, why are you getting wetter than usuall.. wait.. you wanna... really? i mean.. if you want...

oh... oh my god.. you're so good... you're making me wet now...

ok pls stop

why?

Fug you mean "Why?"

dude stop writing your Vaporeon fanfics in my friends post. its disgusting.

i mean "why", fym "Fug you mean 'Why?'"

hey wanna memechat?

maybe ltr

because what you're typing is disgusting pls stop

Besides, he's chill, just ragebait

why?

why the hell did you comment on my comment and not his?

I'm sorry bro didn't mean to

relateable

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so many choices only enough energy is the most real thing ive heard in a while